I made the subversive list, I kid you not, at the age of 12. Needless to say, I stopped caring long long ago. Didn't find out about it until years later, when I was silly enough to think about enlisting in the Navy's Nuclear Propulsion School.

On the subversive list years before it was cool. Dude, you are the real hipster.

Please tell me you've shared that story somewhere.

Trust me, everyone who knows me has heard the story. But you do make a point, I should write it up and put it up on a website to educate others as to some of the abuses that have been occurring for so long.

I think you'll be proud to tell your grandchildren that you were on the list of subversives.