"Yeh see boy, beck in mah day we use't walk 15 mile into town just fer tah return our lib'ry books. Now, ah 'member it 'us a long way on in there, but it 'us important, and mah brother an ah use't kick a tin can down t' road so's the trip 'ud go faster. An' thet's why yeh should always code in emacs, so's you got somethin' ta keep yer mind occupied."

(Needs about another 10 sentences rambling on about walking to town, but I don't feel like writing that much)