I read it correctly, but got a laugh after reading your comment. Maybe it could be marketable to two very different demographics

Same here. Imagining now bitch@ as the logo.

EDIT: Name aside, what an awesome project.

Anything with "bit" in (with the T pronounced) is a bit unfortunate for French speakers: https://context.reverso.net/translation/french-english/la+bi... .

Also anything with chat (chatte). Unfortunate or intentional..

"Pour info, j'ai pas la bite qui fouette."

Or intentional and awesome.

Pick better names people. I can't bring myself to use "CockroachDB" for example.

Its almost better when you read it that way. Its at least coherent.