That looks like a ~2005 Bentley Continental which may not the ability to call home.

I somehow imagine any automation in a bentley or rolls being made of finely machined brass cogs and clocksprings. Maybe a sextant for location services.

Thanks for pointing that out. I hadn't even thought about telemetry until I saw this article. I thought the plate number would be enough, especially since it's a plate licensed to a business (dealer plate.) Also since it's a Bentley - not a common car.

My guess is the dealership is shady and pulling the "any one of our ten salesmen could have been driving it (we know it was Joe)" kind of thing.