I'd like to rephrase this as "When your cat loves you feeding it so much, it wakes you up at 5am just to make sure you're still alive and able to feed it real-soon now".

Mine doesn't want to be fed and I don't think it's worried about me...but it does want me to know about the birds chirping outside. Yes, little one, I can hear them too.

> it wakes you up at 5am

by loudly vomiting up a furball onto the carpet.

Better than quietly doing it in a hidden spot so you find it days later, lol.

How about puking while enjoying the warmth of my audio receiver. I almost had a heart attack because I didn't want her to get electrocuted

There is a solution to that. Be a night person, sleep during the day.

Makes things so much easier :-)