And when you turn out all those MBAs who didn’t know what ELSE to take in College, they go looking for, well, MBA things. Which is why everything is now rented, Medicine is so expensive, Money that used to go to children after death is now sucked up by end-of-life care (and permanently cruising around the world is actually cheaper than that end of life care), and your money goes less far buying less mac n cheeze per box… all those MBA’s squeezing every untapped market.

/tinfoilhat mode off.