If any companies are looking for a more budget option, I offer my services for only half of what Tom Scott demands.

If any companies are looking for a more budget option, I offer my services for only half of what 0xTJ demands.

if any companies are looking for more of a boutique experience, I offer my services for $100,000.

This is flagrantly incorrect. All the really big "lifestyle" brands use sans serif instead.

Helvetica is sans-serif.