Following reports of a new alien war machine in the ancient Fal'leesh river delta, K'breel, speaker for the Council, stressed that again, there was no cause for alarm:
"This is the last, futile gesture of the disease-ridden apes that foul the sinister blue planet third from our star. We will persevere, no matter the risks, no matter the costs. Our gelsacs swell with pride at the thought of the Enemy's inevitable self-immolation augered by their fitful attempts to travel among the stars."
When Junior Reporter #AXI-1138 of the Celestial News Network attempted to ask the Speaker whether there was any truth to reports of the machine's successful landing, activation, and telemetry transmissions, K'breel called it fake news and ritualistically crushed the reporter's gelsacs with the lectern's Bhan'ammer.
"This is the last, futile gesture of the disease-ridden apes that foul the sinister blue planet third from our star. We will persevere, no matter the risks, no matter the costs. Our gelsacs swell with pride at the thought of the Enemy's inevitable self-immolation augered by their fitful attempts to travel among the stars."
When Junior Reporter #AXI-1138 of the Celestial News Network attempted to ask the Speaker whether there was any truth to reports of the machine's successful landing, activation, and telemetry transmissions, K'breel called it fake news and ritualistically crushed the reporter's gelsacs with the lectern's Bhan'ammer.