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Warranty void if product is submerged in water over 100m deep, travels at greater than 30,000 km/s, or is taken into outer space.


If the warranty expires, is the duration based on the manufacturer's reference frame, or the watch's?


What about if approaching a super dense point where space-time warps?


We can certainly add that clause.

But might we suggest that if you do encounter such a scenario within the earth's atmosphere, that you should address that situation immediately? Otherwise there may soon be no circuit court judges available to hear your case.


Spacetime anomalies are covered only from the observer's reference point. Doh!


You should stay away from those, the damned thing is already heavy enough as it is...




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