My attention span is way too low for something like Football. I love soccer because most of the time, people are actually playing instead of standing around.

I find that in soccer they're usually rolling around on the ground peeking out from behind their hands.

Also, maybe if anybody ever scored in soccer it would be a little more interesting. At least hockey has better fights and the players don't fall down so much.

I don't watch sports, but a good half of my team at work does.