The privacy page is just an example. Your scenario replaces it with a confirmation page. So the problem still stands: How do you go to the ?page=contact-submit page? Do you use header()? Is that the canonical way?
That example of coding an elfLikesMe attribute for 150 monster types, why to code it at all? My first hunch would be to use SQL table for monster attributes, then adding new attribute would be equivalent to adding a new SQL field, or table?
You should definitely try fasting (no food, water only). After a couple of days there should be visible results (You will feel Yourself different).
Another possible advice is to limit carbohydrates (partually replacing them with fats). There is a whole host of possible problems from excess carbohydrates (starting from diabetes, high blood pressure and overweight).
Your health is in Your hands, the doctors can only help if You are fighting disease Youself.
I agree, you've been very proactive and persistent in finding the root cause, why not go ahead and experiment. Of course you should read more about the subject before starting human trials but you have an enormous advantage over the establishment, you are allowed to conduct experiments in humans! At least on one human - you. Fasting for a few days and drinking only water is a great way to let the body heal itself and the worst is that nothing will happen.
I wouldn't go with anyone who spammed their link across the web.
That aside, the standard of mark-up on their own site is not great (div bloat/divs instead of list to mark-up navigation; strong in h1 instead of custom styles through stylesheet; <span>s instead of <p>s; forced line breaks where css would again be better).
I appreciate your comments and agree with you on most counts. The site is evolving and there were markup issues due to design changes which were being rectified. We are fairly new in this business, but are definitely committed to become a serious player in this market.
We regards to spamming on the web, I do not totally agree. We are just announcing to the world that we exist on public directories.
I've also seen too many blog posts trumpeting the amazing ability to do something-or-other in three lines of Ruby -- one or two of which are loading some library that does all the work. Not impressed. It's nice that you can get something done with minimal work, but the emphasis should be on ease of use, not on number of lines.